I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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