Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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