you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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