yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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