whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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