how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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