im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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