Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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