If i come over, it means nothing
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
