I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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