what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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