Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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