Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Randomize
