: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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