question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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