I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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