Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I deserve to be covered in dicks
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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