their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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