I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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