Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
