Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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