yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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