Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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