Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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