how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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