i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just pee around me
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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