...so i touched it.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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