That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we're making bets on your personal life
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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