I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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