You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
