Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
