She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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