Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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