Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
tell me about the fingering
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