just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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