we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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