i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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