is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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