I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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