his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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