YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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