# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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