why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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