You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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