Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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