At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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