Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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