I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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