i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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