Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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